A Cup of Tea With Di…

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Look at that piture and tell me who’s missing.

Give up?

Phoenix! Sweet, kind, Phoenix!

Now to critque them (I’m still off my tea, so…)

Mike: He looks pretty good in that hat and outfit. Almost makes you forget that he’s a TRAITOR! No, seriously, the grays suit him nicely. He doesn’t look a day over 30.

Joe: He gained weight again*sigh* and he was looking so good too. Not digging the outfit, but eh, that’s what I appreciate about Joe. His simplicty in style doesn’t scream “Sell out!”

Brad: What’s with the church boy act? He’s got his hands all folded and he’s standing prim and proper. Beard gone, Jewfro back. He looks like a fucking hobbit. Yes, a Jewish hobbit. Don’t question me as he attempts to mimic Bret McKenzie, the New Zealander hobbit!

Chester: Looks the same as he always has for the past…three years? He looks young, but like he’s pushing forty. I mean, he just LOOKS like he’s getting older, but trying to cling desperately to looking like he’s still 20. Not digging the manpurse/satchel/whatever the fuck that thing is, because it throws off his outfit. BUT his boots are fly.

Rob: Lost the weight again. Hmm…yummy Rob. Not so cuddly now but I’m still content with being chained up by him. The hair looks scraggly and he looks like he’s been hanging out with the “wrong crowd.” His hair is untamed, but his clothes are nice. Like Dave Grohl…or (dare I say it?) Kurt Cobain. *gasp*

So am I going to see Transformers? Only if someone pays for me.

Oh, but my bf/hubby/ex is coming back in town in July and he will give me his old LP shirt that is a) old from when his dad saw them live in HT days and b) waaaaay too big for me. I am okay with this though, because he smells good and I LOVE wearing big shirts. My dad’s neighbor’s son gave me his Crow movie shirt. It was that or the Addams Family and I chose the most badass looking shirt possible XD I’ve cut the sleeves and I’m going to re-stitch it to fit me better.

But it’ll still long

So Linkin Park will never return to their old sound until they return to their roots and looks. This means…

• Send Rob and Brad to synagogue (and cut their hair and grow their beards)
• Send Mike to San Fernando valley and grow his hair and dye it…red.
• Rape Chester in the ass and dye his hair blonde. Also, shoot him up with meth and coke.
• Make Phoenix grow his hair past his ears
• Put Hahn on a diet
• Tell all the old fans that now are too old to be affected by their new music that Linkin Park is going on a hiatus and when they come back, they’ll be new men again.

That’s how you do it. They should take my word. Oh, and I only did this just for the hell of it. I’m not a judger of looks, otherwise, I’d say Phoenix is a terrible bass player cause he’s ugly. No, he’s a terrible bass player cause he IS (which is a lie, he’s pretty great ).